"There Is No Cloud, Just Someone Else's Computer" — Funny Tech Humor IT Programmer Crewneck Sweatshirt
"There Is No Cloud, Just Someone Else's Computer" — Funny Tech Humor IT Programmer Crewneck Sweatshirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Slip into a soft, mid-weight crewneck that speaks nerdy truth with a wink. This sweatshirt pairs a clean, classic silhouette with a bold front graphic: a cloud opening to reveal servers and the line, “There is no cloud — just someone else’s computer.” It feels like the kind of cozy you reach for at your favorite desk, a café meetup, or while debugging late into the night. The ribbed collar and double-needle stitching hold their shape after washes. Subtle tear-away labeling keeps the neck comfortable while ethical cotton and OEKO-TEX dyes make it something you can wear with a clear conscience. It’s casual, comfy, and proudly literal about how the internet actually works.
Product features
- Embroidered placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists.
- Made in Nicaragua; constructed from a 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) blend.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for durability.
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG used for main prints; OEKO-TEX certified dyes.
- Ethically sourced US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol) and compliance with safety standards for adults.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean