"Tech Support: We Hear You, We Ignore You, We Fix It" IT Humor Scented Soy Candle 9oz
| 9oz | |
|---|---|
| Diameter, in | 2.80 |
| Height, in | 3.50 |
A hand-poured soy candle with attitude — made to brighten a desk, workshop, or home office while celebrating the people who actually solve the impossible. Smooth, clean-burning soy wax fills a reusable glass jar topped with a matte black lid. The label reads with playful confidence: “TECH SUPPORT: WE HEAR YOU, WE IGNORE YOU, WE FIX IT.” Choose from a dozen thoughtfully blended scents — from warm Cinnamon Vanilla to fresh Clean Cotton or oceanic Atlantis Whisper — each infused with natural essential oils. Burns evenly for 50–60 hours and meets ASTM safety standards. When the candle is finished, the glass vessel cleans up easily and becomes a small storage jar, planter, or desktop catchall.
Product features
- Vegan, non-toxic soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick
- Reusable glass jar with matte black screw lid
- Choose from 12 scents (50–60 hour burn time)
- Made in the USA; complies with ASTM safety standards
- Glossy permanent adhesive label; same wax color across scents
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.