"Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard" Tech Humor Scented Candle (9oz)

Warm, clean-burning soy candle housed in a reusable glass jar, crafted for long evenings at the desk or cozy breaks between tasks. Each 9oz candle pours a steady, crackle-free glow for 50–60 hours while releasing one of twelve carefully blended scents — from spiced Apple Harvest and Cinnamon Vanilla to fresh Clean Cotton and oceanic Atlantis Whisper. The wax is a 100% natural soy blend with a cotton wick, free of plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, and phthalates. Labels are glossy and permanent, and the jar can be cleaned and repurposed after use. Hand-assembled in the USA with globally sourced components, this candle brings a thoughtful, sustainable atmosphere to workstations, home offices, and living spaces.

Product features
- Eco-friendly soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick — vegan and non-toxic
- Reusable glass vessel; clean and repurpose after burning
- 50–60 hour burn time in a 9oz (2.8" × 3.5") jar
- Choose from 12 aromatic scents, including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, and Sea Salt + Orchid
- Complies with ASTM safety standards; glossy permanent adhesive label

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.