"404 Motivation Not Found" Scented Soy Candle — Funny Tech Gift

This 9oz soy candle brings calm and character to desks, studio nooks, and cozy corners. Hand-poured into a reusable glass jar with a snug black lid, each candle offers 50–60 hours of clean, even burn from a natural cotton wick and a 100% soy wax blend. Choose from twelve thoughtfully layered fragrances — from bright Apple Harvest and spicy Cinnamon Vanilla to oceanic Atlantis Whisper and herbaceous White Sage + Lavender — or opt for fragrance-free glow. Subtle, consistent wax color keeps the look minimal while the glossy permanent label adds a finished touch. Made in the USA from globally sourced parts and compliant with ASTM safety standards, this candle balances mindful ingredients with approachable, everyday scent choices.

Product features
- Eco-friendly, non-toxic formula: vegan, no parabens, phthalates, plastics, or synthetic dyes.
- Reusable glass vessel that cleans and repurposes easily after burning.
- 12 scent options (including Unscented) featuring natural essential oil blends.
- Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick; 50–60 hour burn time.
- Compact 9oz size (2.8" × 3.5") with glossy permanent label and ASTM safety compliance.

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.