">. sudo: Make Me a Sandwich" IT Humor Scented Candle (9oz)

Warm, homey, and a little playful — this 9 oz soy candle fills your space with carefully layered scents that bring memories to the surface. Poured in a reusable glass jar with a clean cotton wick, it burns evenly for 50–60 hours and leaves behind a vessel you can repurpose as a tiny planter, trinket jar, or desk catchall. Choose from twelve thoughtfully blended fragrances, from bright Apple Harvest and spicy Cinnamon Vanilla to breezy Sea Salt + Orchid or quiet White Sage + Lavender. Each scent is infused with natural essential oils and made from non-toxic, vegan ingredients so the glow is both comforting and conscientious. The bold label adds a touch of fun to kitchen counters, shelves, or cozy reading nooks — a small object that changes the mood of the room.

Product features
- Vegan, non-toxic soy wax blend with no plastics or parabens
- Reusable glass jar — clean and repurpose after burning
- 12 scent options infused with natural essential oils
- Burn time of 50–60 hours with a 100% cotton wick
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards; assembled in the USA

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.