"It's Always DNS" Scented Soy Candle, 9oz (Tech Humor)

Light this soy candle when the network acts up and let a familiar, comforting scent steady the chaos. Hand-poured in a reusable glass jar, this 9oz candle blends clean-burning soy wax and a cotton wick for a long, even glow (50–60 hours). Choose from twelve thoughtfully crafted fragrances—everything from warm Cinnamon Vanilla and Apple Harvest to fresh Clean Cotton or oceanic Atlantis Whisper—each enhanced with natural essential oils for depth and character. The matte-black lid and minimalist label with a playful “It’s Always DNS” design make it a subtle conversation starter on a desk, shelf, or nightstand. When smoke, stress, or packet loss threatens your calm, this candle brings clarity: soft light, a steady scent, and a small ritual to reset your focus.

Product features
- Vegan, non-toxic soy wax and natural essential oils
- Reusable 9oz glass jar with glossy permanent label
- 100% cotton wick; burns 50–60 hours
- Available in 12 curated scents (including Unscented option)
- Assembled in the USA; ASTM safety compliant

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.