{"product_id":"have-you-tried-turning-it-off-on-again-9oz-scented-soy-candle-tech-humor","title":"\"Have You Tried Turning It Off On Again?\" — 9oz Scented Soy Candle (Tech Humor)","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e9oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDiameter, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e2.80\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLight this soy candle and let a familiar, witty whisper fill the room — the kind of nudge that sparks a laugh and eases tension after a long day of troubleshooting. Hand-poured in a reusable glass jar, the clean-burning wax and cotton wick give you 50–60 hours of steady glow. Choose from 12 thoughtfully blended scents, from cozy Christmas Warmth and cinnamon-vanilla sweetness to fresh Clean Cotton or oceanic Atlantis Whisper, to match the mood of your workspace or living room. The bold label — “Have you tried turning it off on again?” — is a playful staple for home offices, makerspaces, or anyone who lives and breathes tech troubleshooting. When it’s done, wash the jar and reuse it as desktop storage or a small planter, letting the little design detail carry on brightening your space.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Eco-friendly, vegan, and non-toxic soy wax with a 100% cotton wick\u003cbr\u003e- Reusable glass vessel — clean and repurpose after burning\u003cbr\u003e- Twelve scent options including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid, and Unscented\u003cbr\u003e- Approximate burn time: 50–60 hours; compliant with ASTM safety standards\u003cbr\u003e- One size (2.8″ × 3.5\"); assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Clean Cotton \/ 9oz","offer_id":52240947708185,"sku":"11353938845717996121","price":22.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sea Salt + Orchid \/ 9oz","offer_id":52240947740953,"sku":"34702068352808228162","price":22.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Sage and Lavender \/ 9oz","offer_id":52240947773721,"sku":"13495072211806485703","price":22.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Apple Harvest \/ 9oz","offer_id":52240947806489,"sku":"17377805062850555163","price":22.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cinnamon Vanilla \/ 9oz","offer_id":52240947839257,"sku":"18292304791350545096","price":22.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Christmas Warmth \/ 9oz","offer_id":52240947872025,"sku":"96998537105066263171","price":22.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut Cream + Cardamom \/ 9oz","offer_id":52240947904793,"sku":"41482990602891470946","price":22.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peppered Passionfruit \/ 9oz","offer_id":52240947937561,"sku":"59938478452942357188","price":22.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented \/ 9oz","offer_id":52240947970329,"sku":"63522873205545283920","price":22.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7122\/0249\/files\/3515135747924940336_2048.jpg?v=1776483031","url":"https:\/\/reliablenetworksit.store\/products\/have-you-tried-turning-it-off-on-again-9oz-scented-soy-candle-tech-humor","provider":"Reliable Networks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}