"There Is No Cloud, Just Someone Else's Computer" Tech Humor Crewneck Sweatshirt
"There Is No Cloud, Just Someone Else's Computer" Tech Humor Crewneck Sweatshirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A soft, midweight crewneck that speaks fluent tech humor. Black fleece-liner fabric holds a bold, high-contrast print: a vintage-style server rack nestling inside a fluffy cloud with the line “THERE IS NO CLOUD — JUST SOMEONE ELSE’S COMPUTER.” It’s the kind of sweatshirt you pull on for late-night deployments, hackathon camaraderie, or coffee-fueled debugging sessions. The cut is classic and roomy without feeling sloppy, and the ribbed collar and cuffs keep their shape through repeated wear. Wear it to meetups, pair-programming nights, or whenever you want to get a knowing laugh from fellow engineers and sysadmins.
Product features
- Embroidered placement options (left/center chest, large center, and wrists) for added texture
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric: durable 50/50 cotton-poly blend with cozy fleece interior
- Tubular knit, no side seams for cleaner silhouette and less fabric waste
- Durable double-needle stitching at shoulders, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- OEKO-TEX dyed, US cotton-sourced fabric; DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean