{"product_id":"cotton-tote-bag-rm-rf-dont-try-this-funny-dev-pun-programmer-gift","title":"\"rm -rf\/ (Don't Try This)\" — Funny IT Dev Pun, Programmer Tech Humor Gift Cotton Tote Bag","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e15\" x 16\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHandle length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis heavy cotton canvas tote carries a sly sense of humor and practical strength. The bold, centered graphic—featuring a faux command-line snippet and the cheeky warning in red—stands out against natural or black fabric. Sturdy 12 oz canvas and reinforced self-fabric handles hold up to daily errands, library runs, and laptop commutes. Flat-corner construction keeps the silhouette slim and easy to tuck under an arm or into a bike basket. It’s the kind of bag that starts conversations at meetups, study sessions, and maker nights, while quietly handling whatever you toss inside.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz\/yd²) for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a slim, structured profile\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced self-fabric carrying handles for reliable support\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black colorways\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label; blank sourced from India, adult use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":52230378029337,"sku":"98228808407301082075","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":52230378062105,"sku":"20324022329653900417","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7122\/0249\/files\/4587043359887024577_2048.jpg?v=1776234655","url":"https:\/\/reliablenetworksit.store\/products\/cotton-tote-bag-rm-rf-dont-try-this-funny-dev-pun-programmer-gift","provider":"Reliable Networks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}