{"product_id":"bandwidth-is-my-love-language-scented-soy-candle-9oz-funny-tech-gift","title":"\"Bandwidth Is My Love Language\" Scented Soy Candle — 9oz Funny Tech Gift","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e9oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDiameter, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e2.80\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLight this 9oz soy candle when you want to settle in, stream without buffering, or celebrate the tiny comforts of connected life. The jar features a bold, retro-inspired label reading “Bandwidth Is My Love Language” with a pixelated heart and vibrant color blocks. Burn time of 50–60 hours gives you long evenings of mood-setting glow. Made from a natural soy wax blend with a cotton wick, it pours clean, even light and a subtle scent chosen from twelve thoughtfully blended options — from cozy Cinnamon Vanilla and Christmas Warmth to fresh Clean Cotton or adventurous Peppered Passionfruit. When the flame is finished, the reusable glass jar becomes a little storage vessel or desk accent for earbuds, paperclips, or succulents. Assembled in the USA and compliant with ASTM safety standards, this candle brings a warm, geek-friendly touch to home workspaces, streaming nights, and digital hangouts.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Eco-friendly, vegan, non-toxic soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick\u003cbr\u003e- Reusable glass vessel — clean and repurpose after burning\u003cbr\u003e- Choice of 12 curated scents plus unscented option (50–60 hour burn time)\u003cbr\u003e- One size: 2.8″ × 3.5\" jar; glossy permanent adhesive label\u003cbr\u003e- Assembled in the USA; meets ASTM safety standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Clean Cotton \/ 9oz","offer_id":52240927785241,"sku":"16543262541313944857","price":22.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sea Salt + Orchid \/ 9oz","offer_id":52240927818009,"sku":"27784012190812740614","price":22.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Sage and Lavender \/ 9oz","offer_id":52240927850777,"sku":"13671949554372002277","price":22.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Apple Harvest \/ 9oz","offer_id":52240927883545,"sku":"17602257305511888809","price":22.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cinnamon Vanilla \/ 9oz","offer_id":52240927916313,"sku":"21225819325093368633","price":22.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Christmas Warmth \/ 9oz","offer_id":52240927949081,"sku":"30913683694444652934","price":22.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut Cream + Cardamom \/ 9oz","offer_id":52240927981849,"sku":"20503542810987693223","price":22.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peppered Passionfruit \/ 9oz","offer_id":52240928014617,"sku":"43596526866827974488","price":22.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented \/ 9oz","offer_id":52240928047385,"sku":"21057385190561876002","price":22.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7122\/0249\/files\/6106761015221358275_2048.jpg?v=1776482284","url":"https:\/\/reliablenetworksit.store\/products\/bandwidth-is-my-love-language-scented-soy-candle-9oz-funny-tech-gift","provider":"Reliable Networks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}