"Bandwidth Is My Love Language" Scented Soy Candle — 9oz Funny Tech Gift

Light this 9oz soy candle when you want to settle in, stream without buffering, or celebrate the tiny comforts of connected life. The jar features a bold, retro-inspired label reading “Bandwidth Is My Love Language” with a pixelated heart and vibrant color blocks. Burn time of 50–60 hours gives you long evenings of mood-setting glow. Made from a natural soy wax blend with a cotton wick, it pours clean, even light and a subtle scent chosen from twelve thoughtfully blended options — from cozy Cinnamon Vanilla and Christmas Warmth to fresh Clean Cotton or adventurous Peppered Passionfruit. When the flame is finished, the reusable glass jar becomes a little storage vessel or desk accent for earbuds, paperclips, or succulents. Assembled in the USA and compliant with ASTM safety standards, this candle brings a warm, geek-friendly touch to home workspaces, streaming nights, and digital hangouts.

Product features
- Eco-friendly, vegan, non-toxic soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick
- Reusable glass vessel — clean and repurpose after burning
- Choice of 12 curated scents plus unscented option (50–60 hour burn time)
- One size: 2.8″ × 3.5" jar; glossy permanent adhesive label
- Assembled in the USA; meets ASTM safety standards

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.