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The label features a soft, retro-inspired “Love” wordmark where the “o” is a paw and a tiny heart sits above, giving a friendly, pet-parent identity vibe that fits rescue-pride and dog-mom\/dad searches. Choose a cozy scent to fill living rooms or bedside nooks and keep that familiar fur-baby mood present without being loud or literal. Product features - 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and glass jar - One size: 2.8″ × 3.5\" (7.1cm × 8.9cm) - Burning time: 50-60 hours - Choose from 12 different aromatic scents (including Unscented) - Reusable glass vessel with glossy permanent adhesive label Care instructions - Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. 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